![]() 02/07/2015 at 16:58 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
this. is. GREAT.
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must add:
PO did it= I did it
Bike priced $3k more than all comparables = "I don't want to sell it, but need to show wife I'm trying"
No test rides without full asking price cash in hand = "I don't want to sell it, get lost"
See it an you'll buy it = "My bike may be a POS, but I'm really good at cleaning and waxing bikes."
This bike is FAAAST, not for beginners = "I'm a sucky rider and this bike scares the crap out me"
![]() 02/07/2015 at 17:11 |
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![]() 02/07/2015 at 17:12 |
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These are awesome. And most can be applied to cars too haha
![]() 02/08/2015 at 14:50 |
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So true (except for maybe the PO did it in regard to scratches. When I go to sell my current bike that will be the truth.)
I love buying the ones with "a few cosmetic flaws," and then just riding them.
![]() 02/08/2015 at 17:55 |
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Here's a new one for your list:
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/mcy/488170…
Laid down = drove into the back of something
![]() 02/09/2015 at 10:45 |
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Thanks, this is as hilarious as it is true! Only on CL does a few boxes of rusty dusty debris equal a motorcycle.